Wish your favorite games were more hard-boiled? Then mash-up your favorite games with the voice and tone from the Max Payne games. Noir that shit up.

27th June 2012

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“This sword had more dents in it than my soul, but this creepy geezer said I should take it. I was so drunk on blue potion, so who was I to argue with him? It didn’t seem like a bad idea, but then again, it didn’t seem like a good one either.”

“This sword had more dents in it than my soul, but this creepy geezer said I should take it. I was so drunk on blue potion, so who was I to argue with him? It didn’t seem like a bad idea, but then again, it didn’t seem like a good one either.”

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